I just realized you American fuckholes have no idea what these are.
These little pieces of heaven are called Tim Bits (it’s only morbid if you know that the namesake of this awesome ass coffee place died in a car crash.)
These orgasmic mouth fillers (no seriously, they fill your mouth to just the right amount) come in a fucking trucks worth of different flavoUrs. They’re like donut holes but better.
These little fuckers come in packs of ten, twenty and forty and are cheap as dirt. Teachers get these little tastes of gods perfection as rewards for hard working students. That’s why everyone in Canada has As (or should I say ‘eh’s?)
they’re called Munchkins and you can get them at one of Dunkin Donuts’ 6700 US locations
i’m kind of impressed that the op thought timbits were canadian-only
hell, you can get those at any grocery store here…
To be fair to OP, Timbits, and Tim Horton’s in general has only come over to the US in recent years. For a very long time growing up I could only get Tim Horton’s donuts when I went to Canada to visit my relatives. I think Tim Horton’s only came to NYC about maybe 2 years ago now?…
That being said, Dunkin Donuts really doesn’t have anything on Tim Horton’s. Timmy’s know how to make their donuts, and their timbits. Dunkin Donuts and their munchkins don’t really compare. Though I do believe that OP could have worded it a bit more eloquently. lolz
Timmy’s > Dunkin by about 10,000%
(Source: randommops)
